i'll be by the batphone

wifemoji:

wifemoji:

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

ALT

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

(via thedreadpiratematt)

pangur-and-grim:

just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”

and I was like “……oh”

and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”

and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn’t know what to say after that, so I was just like “it’s a cool dog” and kept walking

(via hatingongodot)

kosmogrl:

hello everyone let’s stop looking back and wondering if things could have been different, it’s never gonna happen! love you

(via penultipex)

samurairemnant:

Beautiful women called Storage Space Running Out keep messaging me

(via abba-enthusiast)

toskarin:

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

(via cringepics)

evilwizard:

new worldview where i think everyone else has free will and a rich, complex interior life while i am the only person who does not

(via oh-good)